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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don’t!

If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don’t!

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It’s YO HO HO versus HO HO HO in this rowdy and raucous holiday guide on how not to meet Santa, from Elise Parsley, the bestselling creator of If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON’T!